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Post by Ashador on Sept 24, 2008 19:37:51 GMT -5
Jaffar walked in to the grand chamber as calm and cool as always but little did he know he was about to embark on one of the strangest journeys conceivable by man. He stopped before a grand throne and bowed in respect to the King Of The World.
King: AH good you've arrived.
Jaffar: yes my lord what do you wish of me to do
King: I would like you to find a man for me...
Jaffar:Then speak his name and i shall have him silenced.
King: Wait, what, no, I said find him not kill him what the heck is wrong with you?
Jaffar: Well I AM an assassin usually when I'm told to find a man he is wanted dead.
King: Yes, well, this time your target is wanted alive.
Jaffar: OK sure why not. Can you tell me what he looks like.
King: Here is our most current pictures of him
Jaffar: UM.....................O.....k..... doesn't seem to hard to find.
King: don't be so easily fooled, many have tried to find him and all have given up.
Jaffar: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! He's a stinking , dancing clown he can NOT be that hard to find...
King: OK your right he can't really be all that hard to find most just aren't to enthused to try.
Jaffar: I can see why.
King: But, non-the-less he must be found and brought back to me.
Jaffar: Well i guess i can't pass up something this easy, so how much are you offering.
King: Offering?
Jaffar: yes i am a HIRED assassin, even if i don't kill anything i still expect payment.
King: oh...well......... Right now all i can really give you is 30000 fortune cookies and 16.5 cents
Jaffar:Hmm well even i guess i could do it
King: REALLY YOU WILL most just leave when i give that offer.
Jaffar: yeah i can see why, but they never thought of selling them off.
King: SELL THEM OFF!
Jaffar: yeah think about it sell 30000 fortune cookies for like $1 each and you have $30000.
King: oh,well, all that really matters is that you'll do it, so please find him quickly.
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Post by Allule on Sept 24, 2008 20:14:28 GMT -5
((Woah, ummm... please, don't link stuff like the Idemise leveling thing unless it has some point.... I suppose the You tube vid is ok tho.... nothing in the rules about that, ))) (Just realized that that i demise add thing is in the script for linking youtube videos.... How strange... Well whatever, just don't worry about it. The Clown watched from The Shadows of the Pillar, cloaked in the shadows of the pillar just beside the kings chair... Those fortune Cookies sounded really good right now. Smiling and humming to himself, he thought for a moment or two about fortune cookies that waltzed happily out the front door, out which he was promptly followed by the Hamburger Man, who was also cleverly disguised.  (the hamburger man's disguise) |
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Post by Ashador on Sept 25, 2008 15:25:15 GMT -5
As Jaffar stepped outside of the King's chambers he Begin to ponder to himself where exactly he should begin, when he heard a strained voice that sounded like it was being muffled by lettuce and pickles. He turned to see what had made the sound and stopped dead in his tracks unable to believe what he was seeing. It was a man, but not any man, for it had the head of a hamburger.
Hamburgerman: so i here your looking for......
Jaffar: DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DEMON SPAWN ARE YOU!!!!!!!!
Hamburgerman: that isn't important right now what is is that you are looking for the clown. I believe i may be able to give you a little more information about him
Jaffar: SWEET JESUS IT'S A TALKING HAMBURGER!
Hamburgerman: he goes by the name of Ronald McDonald and it will be no easy task finding him.
Jaffar: DIE DEMON! ( he then proceeds to stab the hamburgerman in the face multiple times, and then walks off)
man this has been one really weird day.
Hamburgerman:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE WHY THE HELL DID YOU STAB ME IN THE FACE THAT MANY TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Allule on Sept 25, 2008 21:02:00 GMT -5
((lol. Npcing again anyway)) The Clown drifted out into the plains, thinking to loose the assassin in the desert, after having been betreyed by his former accompliceThe Hamburger man. Perhaps he could Make it to the fortress of Fries before the man reached him.... Not that the fortress actually existed. But it was nice to dream. Smiling to himself and laughing all the while, the clown did a cartwheel and then ran off towards the horizon. ((this is kinda silly  )) |
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Post by Jagues on Sept 27, 2008 12:30:26 GMT -5
can you guys be serious please!
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Post by Allule on Sept 27, 2008 13:28:06 GMT -5
ooc: ((Only if you can spell 'Serious' lol.))
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Post by Ashador on Sept 28, 2008 14:47:02 GMT -5
Jaffar made it to the King's chamber without running into any trouble but was suprised but what he found. The king and his men were gone and all that was left in the throne room was a large box with a note on it.
" dear Jaffar,
If you are reading this it should mean that you have delivered the clown i'm sorry i couldn't take him into custady myself but i had to go into hiding. I would ask you to keep the clown safe until you are able to meet me face to face, and don't worry let him read this as well and he should follow your orders. Take the box with you to it is your payment for delivering him and a little something extra for taking care of the clown for me."
"well," he thought "It looks like i'm still in his employ." He handed the letter to the clown, he read it turned to jaffar and said "NAN NAN DOO!" Jaffar frowned and guessed that ment that was ok with him. "O.....K.... lets go i guess." Jaffar grabed his box and he and the clown began to leave
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Post by Allule on Sept 28, 2008 19:42:24 GMT -5
((Feel free to double post or whatever you want to get the plot done. I really can't think of anything and i don't know where you are going, so you can do that if you want.))
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Post by Ashador on Oct 3, 2008 21:34:06 GMT -5
Jaffar had finally arrived at his tent in the merc camp just outside the city. He had been searching for his partner Kyosuke but had not been able to find him. " just have to wait here i guess. feel free to make yourself at home... or whatever it is you do." he said to the clown as he began to wait.
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Post by Ashador on Oct 4, 2008 12:53:38 GMT -5
After hearing the strange women's words Kyosuke ran as fast as he could back to the Merc camp, and dashed inside of his tent. Once he was inside he stopped and noticed Jaffar sleeping on the floor. Angered by this Kyosuke yelled at the top of his lungs "WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!!!!" startled by his yell Jaffar sprang off the floor "Huh what the heck what happened." said Jaffar "what happened to the....." Jaffar stopped mid sentence and became very angry himself " THE CLOWN THAT STUPID CLOWN HE KNOCKED ME OUT!" at this kyosuke couldn't help but laugh " HAHAHA! YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT BY A CLOWN YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" "Shut up you idiot it wasn't really a clown it was.... well it was something else."said jaffar " but where did he get off to." "oh yeah about that" said Kyosuke " i met some weird lady on the way back here. she was talking to some guy from the future at first but then she tells me that the Clown has been 'captured' and then told both of us that we need to search the Forest." "the forest eh," said jaffar "we better get moving well be hard pressed to find him if he wonders to far in." and with these words Jaffar and Kyosuke were out of the tent headed toward the forest.
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